7 Sept
Daughter
I guess it's good timing for the vet appointment. Wiley just had diarrhea all night last night, every 2 hours. The first one was like a handful of brown jello? The rest were like smaller pudding cups.
Mom
We can ask what he thinks. Glad I don't eat jello.
8 Sept
Mom
I guess the vet appointment went ok...but did you see what he did?
Daughter
What, when he put his finger in Willow's butt hole without a glove, then immediately went and pet Wiley without washing his hands?
Mom
Yeah. I thought he was going to get that finger full of peanut butter and lick it off after the dogs didn't want it. Must have a good immune system.
12 Sept
Mom
Went to take a shower today while they were napping. Somehow all 3 dogs broke through all the barriers and made it up the wood stairs. Then they all started going down the wood stairs, at the same time.
Daughter
Wow. Forgot to tell you, last night Wiley had diarrhea again, all night, in the pouring rain.
Mom
While the flood warning was happening?
Daughter
Yeah probably. Had to let him use my umbrella while I stood there. Reminds me of my ex.
14 Sept
Mom
What was that in Wiley's mouth?
Daughter
Not sure but I threw it and then Willow grabbed it and started chewing on it like bubble gum. Then she dropped it and Wiley started chewing on it. I got it from him but then Willow managed to get it back and by the time I got to her mouth it was gone.
Mom
What was it?
Daughter
I thought it was gum, but my fingers smell like poop.
Mom
Great. Need more of those pills from the vet.
Daughter
It's under my fingernails.
15 Sept
Mom
I think I found the poop she ate. One of the new poops in the yard was half a darker color.
Daughter
Oh the double poop? Never imagined what a returd would look like.
17 Sept
Daughter
I just let Willow out and she grabbed one of your sandals sitting outside the door and ran with it, onto the sunchair. Are those the ones you use to pick up poop in the yard?
Mom
Yes. There might be poop on them.
Daughter
Oh. Probably on the chair now.
18 Sept
Daughter
I think the first walk went ok. At least made it half a block. They did eventually stop trying to bite each other.
Mom
Yeah. Willow was choking herself the rest of the time. Probably need to take a class. Maybe personal trainer.
22 Sept
Daughter
Wiley ate something off my lawn yesterday and by the time I grabbed his mouth he swallowed it. I just found it on your lawn. Looks like fruit. So fresh, can't even tell it got pooped.
Mom
Good thing it was just fruit.
23 Sept
Dad
We got some new dogs!
Neighbor
I know, I can hear them!
25 Sept
Daughter
The new sod looks so much nicer than the old stuff.
Mom
We got a fence to keep the dogs off it for now. They grab a piece and run with it, then play tug of war until it's gone. They love their life.
29 Sept
Daughter
The dogs won't stop digging in your flower bed. Dirt is everywhere except the flower bed. Did you have flowers in there?
Mom
Yes.
Daughter
Oh. Well I went to sit with them so they could run on the new grass for a little bit, and when I walked back to the house, I stepped on poop with both shoes. Two big poops, both shoes.
Mom
Yeah. Glad they don't have diarrhea anymore.
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